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Corey: Welcome to Screaming in the Cloud. I’m Corey Quinn. Periodically, I like to poke fun at a variety of different things, and that can range from technologies or approaches like multi-cloud, and that includes business functions like marketing, and sometimes it extends even to companies like VMware. My guest today is the Senior Director of Multi-Cloud Solutions at VMware, so I’m basically spoilt for choice. Betty Junod, thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me today and tolerate what is no doubt going to be an interesting episode, one way or the other.

Betty: Hey, Corey, thanks for having me. I’ve been a longtime follower, and I’m so happy to be here. And good to know that I’m kind of like the ultimate cross-section of all the things [laugh] that you can get snarky about.

Corey: The only thing that’s going to make that even better is if you tell me, “Oh, yeah, and I moonlight on a contract gig by naming AWS services.” And then I just won’t even know where to go. But I’ll assume they have to generate those custom names in-house.

Betty: Yes. Yes, I think they do those there. I may comment on it after the fact.

Corey: So, periodically I am, let’s call it miscategorized, in my position on multi-cloud, which is that it’s a worst practice that when you’re designing something from scratch, you should almost certainly not be embracing unless you’re targeting a very specific corner case. And I stand by that, but what that has been interpreted as by the industry, in many cases because people lack nuance when you express your opinions in tweet-sized format—who knew—as me saying, “Multi-cloud bad.” Maybe, maybe not. I’m not interested in assigning value judgment to it, but the reality is that there are an awful lot of multi-cloud deployments out there. And yes, some of them started off as, “We’re going to migrate from one to the other,” and then people gave up and called it multi-cloud, but it is nuanced. VMware is a company that’s been around for a long time. It has reinvented itself in a few different ways at different periods of its evolution, and it’s still highly relevant. What is the Multi-Cloud Solutions group over at VMware? What do you folks do exactly?

Betty: Yeah. And so I will start by multi-cloud; we’re really taking it from a position of meeting the customer where they are. So, we know that if anything, the only thing that’s a given in our industry is that there will be something new in the next six months, next year, and the whole idea of multi-cloud, from our perspective, is giving customers the optionality, so don’t make it so that it’s a closed thing for them. But if they decide—it’s not that they’re going to start, “Hey, I’m going to go to cloud, so day one, I’m going to go all-in on every cloud out there.” That doesn’t make sense, right, as—

Corey: But they all gave me such generous free credit offers when I founded my startup; I feel obligated to at this point.

Betty: I mean, you can definitely create your account, log in, play around, get familiar with the console, but going from zero to being fully operationalized team to run production workloads with the same kind of SLAs you had before, across all three clouds—what—within a week is not feasible for people getting trained up and actually doing that. Our position is that meeting customers where they are and knowing that they may change their mind, or something new will come up—a new service—and they really want to use a new service from let’s say GCP or AWS, they want to bring that with an application they already have or build a new app somewhere, we want to help enable that choice. And whether that choice applies to taking an existing app that’s been running in their data center—probably on vSphere—to a new place, or building new stuff with containers, Kubernetes, serverless, whatever. So, it’s all just about helping them actually take advantage of those technologies.

Corey: So, it’s interesting to me about your multi-cloud group, for lack of a better term, is there a bunch of things fall under its umbrella? I believe Bitnami does—or as I insist on calling it, ‘bitten-A-M-I’—I believe that SaltStack—which I wrote a little bit of once upon a time, which tells me you folks did no due diligence whatsoever because everything I’ve ever written is molten garbage—

Betty: Not [unintelligible 00:04:33].

Corey: And—so to be clear, SaltStack is good; just the parts that I wrote are almost certainly terrible because have you met me?

Betty: I’ll make a note. [laugh].

Corey: You have Wavefront, you have CloudHealth, you have a bunch of other things in the portfolio, and yeah, all those things do work across multiple clouds, but there’s nothing that makes using any of those things a particularly bad idea even if you’re all-in on one cloud provider, too. So, it’s a portfolio that applies to a whole bunch have different places from your perspective, but it can be used regardless of where folks stand ideologically.

Betty: Yes. So, this goes back to the whole idea that we meet the customers where they are and help them do what they want to do. So, with that, making sure these technologies that we have work on all the clouds, whether that be in the data center or the different vendors, so that if a customer wants to just use one, or two, or three, it’s fine. That part’s up to them.

Corey: The challenge I’ve run into is that—and maybe this is a ‘Twitter Bubble’ problem, but unfortunately, having talked to a whole bunch of folks in different contexts, I know it isn’t—there’s almost this idea that you have to be incredibly dogmatic about a particular technology that you’re into. I joke periodically about the Rust Evangelism Strikeforce where their entire job is talking about using Rust; their primary IDE is PowerPoint because they’re giving talks all the time about it rather than writing code. And great, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but there are the idea of a technology purist who is taking, “Things must be this way,” well past a point of being reasonable, and disregarding the reality that, yeah, the world is messy in a way that architectural diagrams never are.

Betty: Yeah. The architectural diagrams are always 2D, right? Back to that PowerPoint slide: how can I make pretty boxes? And then I just redraw a line because something new came out. But you and I have been in this industry for a long time, there’s always something new.

And I think that’s where the dogmatism gets problematic because if you say we’re only going to do containers this way—you know, I could see Swarm and Kubernetes, or all-in on AWS and we’re going to use all the things from AWS and there’s only this way. Things are generational and so the idea that you want to face the reality and say that there is a little bit of everything. And then it’s kind of like, how do you help them with a part of that? As a vendor, it could be like, “I’m going to help us with a part of it, or I’m going to help address certain eras of it.” That’s where I think it gets really bad to be super dogmatic because it closes you off to possibly something new and amazing, new thinking, different ways to solve the same problem.

Corey: That’s the problem is left to our own devices, most of us who are building things, especially for random ideas, yeah, there’s a whole modern paradigm of how I can build these things, but I’m going to shortcut to the thing I know best, which may very well the architectures that I was using 15 years ago, maybe tools that I was using 15 years ago. There’s a reason that Vim is still as popular as it is. Would I recommend it to someone who’s a new user? Absolutely not; it’s user-hostile, but back in my days of being a grumpy sysadmin, you learned vi because it was on everything you could get into, and you never knew in what environment you were going to be encountering stuff. These days, you aren’t logging in to remote systems to manage them, in most cases, and when it happens, it’s a rarity and a bug.

The world changes; different approaches change, but you have to almost reinvent your entire philosophy on how things work and what your career trajectory looks like. And you have to give up aspects of what you’ve considered to be part of your identity and embrace something new. It was hard for me to accept that, for example, Docker and the wave of containerization that was rolling out was effectively displacing the world that I was deep in of configuration management with Puppet and with Salt. And the world changes; I said, “Okay, now I’ll work on cloud.” And if something else happens, and mainframes are coming back again, instead, well, I’m probably not going to sit here railing against the tide. It would be ridiculous to do that from my perspective. But I definitely understand the temptation to fight against it.

Betty: Mm-hm. You know, we spend so much time learning parts of our craft, so it’s hard to say, “I’m now not going to be an expert in my thing,” and I have to admit that something else might be better and I have to be a newbie again. That can be scary for someone who’s spent a lot of time to be really well-versed in a specific technology. It’s funny that you bring up the whole Docker and Puppet config management; I just had a healthy discussion over Slack with some friends. Some people that we know and comment about some of the newer areas of config management, and the whole idea is like, is it a new category or an evolution of? And I went back to the point that I made earlier is like, it’s generations. We continually find new ways to solve a problem, and one thing now is it [sigh] it just all goes so much faster, now. There’s a new thing every week. [laugh] it seems sometimes.

Corey: It is, and this is the joy of having been in this industry for a while—toxic and broken in many ways though it is—is that you go through enough cycles of seeing today’s shiny, new, amazing thing become tomorrow’s legacy garbage that we’re stuck supporting, which means that—at least from my perspective—I tend to be fairly conservative with adopting new technologies with respect to things that matter. That means that I’m unlikely to wind up looking at the front page of Hacker News to pick a framework to build a banking system in, and I’m unlikely to be the first kid on my block to update to a new file system or database, just because, yeah, if I break a web server, we all laugh, we make fun of the fact that it throws an error for ten minutes, and then things are back up and running. If I break the database, there’s a terrific chance that we don’t have a company anymore. So, it’s the ‘mistakes will show’ area and understanding when to be aggressive and when to hold back as far as jumping into new technologies is always a nuanced decision. And let’s be clear as well, an awful lot of VMware’s customers are large companies that were founded, somehow—this is possible—before 2010. Imagine that. Did people—

Betty: [laugh]. I know, right?

Corey: —even have businesses or lives back then? I thought we all used horse-driven carriages and whatnot. And they did not build on cloud—not because of any perception of distrust; because it functionally did not exist at the time that they were building these things. And, “Oh, come out into the cloud. It’s fine now.” It… yeah, that application is generating hundreds of millions in revenue every quarter. Maybe we treat that with a little bit of respect, rather than YOLO-ing it into some Lambda-driven monster that’s constructed—

Betty: One hundred—

Corey: —out of popsicle sticks and glue.

Betty: —percent. Yes. I think people forget that. And it’s not that these companies don’t want to go to cloud. It’s like, “I can’t break this thing. That could be, like, millions of dollars lost, a second.”

Corey: I write my weekly newsletters in a custom monstrosity of a system that has something like 30-some-odd Lambda functions, a bunch of API gateways that are tied together with things, and periodically there are challenges with it that break as the system continues to evolve. And that’s fine. And I’m okay with using something like that as a part of my workflow because absolute worst case, I can go back to the way that my newsletter was originally written: in Google Docs, and it doesn’t look anywhere near the same way, and it goes back to just a text email that starts off with, “I have messed up.” And that would be a better story than most of the stuff I put out as a common basis. Similarly, yeah, durability is important.

If this were a serious life-critical app, it would not just be hanging out in a single region of a single provider; it would probably be on one provider, as I’ve talked about, but going multi-region and having backups to a different cloud provider. But if AWS takes a significant enough outage to us-west-2 in Oregon, to the point where my ridiculous system cannot function to write the newsletter, that too, is a different handwritten email that goes out that week because there’s no announcement they’ve made that anyone’s going to give the slightest toss about, given the fact that it’s basically Cloud Armageddon. So, we’ll see. It’s about understanding the blast radius and understanding your use case.

Betty: Yep. A hundred percent.

Corey: So, you’ve spent a fair bit of time doing interesting things in your career. This is your second outing at VMware, and in the interim, you were at solo.io for a bit, and before that you were in a marketing leadership role at Docker. Let’s dive in, if you will. Given that you are no longer working at Docker, they recently made an announcement about a pricing model change, whereas it is free to use Docker Desktop for anyone’s personal projects, and for small companies.

But if you’re a large company, which they define is ten million in revenue a year or 250 employees—those two things don’t go alike, but okay—then you have to wind up having a paid plan. And I will say it’s a novel approach, but I’m curious to hear what you have to say about it.

Betty: Well, I’d say that I saw that there was a lot of flutter about that news, and it’s kind of a, it doesn’t matter where you draw the line in the sand for the tier, there’s always going to be some pushback on it. So, you have to draw a line somewhere. I haven’t kept up with the details around the pricing models that they’ve implemented since I left Docker a few years ago, but monetization is a really important part for a startup. You do have to make money because there are people that you have to pay, and eventually, you want to get off of raising money from VCs all the time. Docker Desktop has been something that has been a real gem from a local developer experience, right, giving the—so that has been well-received by the community.

I think there was an enterprise application for it, but when I saw that, I was like, yeah, okay, cool. They need to do something with that. And then it’s always hard to see the blowback. I think sometimes with the years that we’ve had with Docker, it’s kind of like no matter what they do, the Twitterverse and Hacker News is going to just give them a hard time. I mean, that is my honest opinion on that. If they didn’t do it, and then, say, they didn’t make the kind of revenue they needed, people would—that would become another Twitter thread and Hacker News blow up, and if they do it, you’ll still have that same reaction.

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Corey: It seems to be that Docker has been trying to figure out how to monetize for a very long time because let’s be clear here; I think it is difficult to overstate just how impactful and transformative Docker was to the industry. I gave a talk “Heresy in the Church of Docker” that listed a bunch of things that didn’t get solved with Docker, and I expected to be torn to pieces for it, and instead I was invited to give it at ContainerCon one year. And in time, a lot of those things stopped being issues because the industry found answers to it. Now, unfortunately, some of those answers look like Kubernetes, but that’s neither here nor there. But now it’s, okay, so giving everything that you do that is core and central away for free is absolutely part of what drove the adoption that it saw, but goodwill from developers is not the sort of thing that generally tends to lead to interesting revenue streams.

So, they had to do something. And they’ve tried a few different things that haven’t seemed to really pan out. Then they spun off that pesky part of their business that made money selling support contracts, over to Mirantis, which was apparently looking for something now that OpenStack was no longer going to be a thing, and Kubernetes is okay, “Well, we’ll take Docker enterprise stuff.” Great. What do they do, as far as turning this into a revenue model?

There’s a lot of the, I guess, noise that I tend to ignore when it comes to things like this because angry people on Twitter, or on Hacker News, or other terrible cesspools on the internet, are not where this is going to be decided. What I’m interested in is what the actual large companies are going to say about it. My problem with looking at it from the outside is that it feels as if there’s significant ambiguity across the board. And if there’s one thing that I know about large company procurement departments, it’s that they do not like ambiguity. This change takes effect in three or four months, which is underwear-outside-the-pants-superhero-style speed for a lot of those companies, and suddenly, for a lot of developers, they’re so far removed from the procurement side of the house that they are never going to have a hope of getting that approved on a career-wide timespan.

And suddenly, for a lot of those companies, installing and running Docker Desktop just became a fireable offense because from the company’s perspective, the sheer liability side of it, if they were getting subject to audit, is going to be a problem. I don’t believe that Docker is going to start pulling Oracle-like audit tactics, but no procurement or risk management group in the world is going to take that on faith. So, the problem is not that it’s expensive because that can be worked around; it’s not that there’s anything inherently wrong with their costing model. The problem is the ambiguity of people who just don’t know, “Does this apply to me or doesn’t this apply to me?” And that is the thing that is the difficult, painful part.

And now, as a result, the [unintelligible 00:17:28] groups and their champions of Docker Desktop are having to spend a lot more time, energy, and thought on this than it would simply be for cutting a check because now it’s a risk org-wide, and how do we audit to figure out who’s installed this previously free open-source thing? Now what?

Betty: Yeah, I’ll agree with you on that because once you start making it into corporate-issued software that you have to install on the desktop, that gets a lot harder. And how do you know who’s downloaded it? Like my own experience, right? I have a locked-down laptop; I can’t just install whatever I want. We have a software portal, which lets me download the approved things.

So, it’s that same kind of model. I’d be curious because once you start looking at from a large enterprise perspective, your developers are working on IP, so you don’t want that on something that they’ve downloaded using their personal account because now it sits—that code is sitting with their personal account that’s using this tool that’s super productive for them, and that transition to then go to an enterprise, large enterprise and going through a procurement cycle, getting a master services agreement, that’s no small feat. That’s a whole motion that is different than someone swiping a credit card or just downloading something and logging in. It’s similar to what you see sometimes with the—how many people have signed up for and paid 99 bucks for Dropbox, and then now all of a sudden, it’s like, “Wow, we have all of megacorp [laugh] signed up, and then now someone has to sell them a plan to actually manage it and make sure it’s not just sitting on all these personal drives.”

Corey: Well, that’s what AWS’s original sales motion looked a lot like they would come in and talk to the CTO or whatnot at giant companies. And the CTO would say, “Great, why should we pick AWS for our cloud needs?” And the answer is, “Oh, I’m sorry. You have 87 distinct accounts within your organization that we’ve [unintelligible 00:19:12] up for you. We’re just trying to offer you some management answers and unify the billing and this, and probably give you a discount as well because there is price breaks available at certain sizing.” It was a different conversation. It’s like, “I’m not here to sell you anything. We’re already there. We’re just trying to formalize the relationship.” And that is a challenge.

Again, I’m not trying to cast aspersions on procurement groups. I mean, I do sell enterprise consulting here at The Duckbill Group; we deal with an awful lot of procurement groups who have processes and procedures that don’t often align to the way that we do things as a ten-person, fully remote company. We do not have commercial vehicle insurance, for example, because we do not have a commercial vehicle and that is a prerequisite to getting the insurance, for one. We’re unlikely to buy one to wind up satisfying some contractual requirements, so we have to go back and forth and get things like that removed. And that is the nature of the beast.

And we can say yes, we can say no on a lot of those questionnaires, but, “It depends,” or, “I don’t know,” is the sort of thing that’s going to cause giant red flags and derail everything. But that is exactly what Docker is doing. Now, it’s the well, we have a sort of sloppy, weird set of habits with some of our engineers around the bring your own device to work thing. So, that’s the enterprise thing. Let me be very clear, here at The Duckbill Group, we have a policy of issuing people company machines, we manage them very lightly just to make sure the drives are encrypted, so they—and that the screensaver comes out with a password, so if someone loses a laptop, it’s just, “Replace the hardware,” not, “We have a data breach.”

Let’s be clear here; we are responsible about these things. But beyond that, it’s oh, you want to have some personal thing installed on your machine or do some work on that stuff? Fine. By all means. It’s a situation of we have no policy against it; we understand this is how work happens, and we trust people to effectively be grownups.

There are some things I would strongly suggest that any employee—ours or anyone else—not cross the streams on for obvious IP ownership rights and the rest, we have those conversations with our team for a reason. It’s, understand the nuances of what you’re doing, and we’re always willing to throw hardware at people to solve these problems. Not every company is like that. And ten million in revenue is not necessarily a very large company. I was doing the math out for ten million in revenue or 250 employees; assuming that there’s no outside investment—which with VC is always a weird thing—it’s possible—barely—to have a $10 million in revenue company that has 250 employees, but if they’re full time they are damn close to a $15 an hour minimum wage. So, who does it apply to? More people than you might believe.

Betty: Yeah, I’m really curious to how they’re going to like—like you say, if it takes place in three or four months, roll that out, and how would you actually track it and true that up for people? So.

Corey: Yeah. And there are tools and processes to do this, but it’s also not in anyone’s roadmap because people are not sitting here on their annual planning periods—which is always aspirational—but no one’s planning for, “Oh, yeah, Q3, one of our software suppliers is going to throw a real procurement wrench at us that we have to devote time, energy, resources, and budget to figure out.” And then you have a problem. And by resources, I do mean resources of basically assigning work and tooling and whatnot and energy, not people. People are humans, they are not resources; I will die on that hill.

Betty: Well, you know, actually resource-wise, the thing that’s interesting is when you say supplier, if it's something that people have been able to download for free so far, it’s not considered a supplier. So, it’s—now they’re going to go from just a thing I can use and maybe you’ve let your developers use to now it has to be something that goes through the official internal vetting as being a supplier. So, that’s just—it’s a whole different ball game entirely.

Corey: My last job before I started this place, was a highly regulated financial institution, and even grabbing things were available for free, “Well, hang on a minute because what license is it using and how is it going to potentially be incorporated?” And this stuff makes sense, and it’s important. Now, admittedly, I have the advantage of a number of my engineering peers in that I’ve been married to a corporate attorney for 11 years and have insight into that side of the world, which to be clear, is all about risk mitigation which is helpful. It is a nuanced and difficult field to—as are most things once you get into them—and it’s just the uncertainty that befuddles me a bit. I wish them well with it, truly I do. I think the world is better with an independent Docker in it, but I question whether this is going to find success. That said, it doesn’t matter what I think; what matters is what customers say and do, and I’m really looking forward to seeing how it plays out.

Betty: A hundred percent; same here. As someone who spent a good chunk of my life there, their mark on the industry is not to be ignored, like you said, with what happened with containers. But I do wish them well. There’s lot of good people over there, it’s some really cool tech, and I want to see a future for them.

Corey: One last topic I want to get into before we wind up wrapping this episode is that you are someone who was nominated to come on the show by a couple of folks, which is always great. I’m always looking for recommendations on this. But what’s odd is that you are—if we look at it and dig a little bit beneath the titles and whatnot, you even self-describe as your history is marketing leadership positions. It is uncommon for engineering-types to recommend that I talk to marketing folks.s personally I think that is a mistake; I consider myself more of a marketer than not in some respects, but it is uncommon, which means I have to ask you, what is your philosophy of marketing because it very clearly is differentiated in the public eye.

Betty: I’m flattered. I will say that—and this goes to how I hire people and how I coach teams—it’s you have to be super curious because there’s a ton of bad marketing out there, where it’s just kind of like, “Hey, we do these five things and we always do these five things: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.” But I think it’s really being curious about what is the thing that you’re marketing? There are people who are just focused on the function of marketing and not the thing. Because you’re doing your marketing job in the service of a thing, this new widget, this new whatever, and you got to be super curious about it.

And I’ll tell you that, for me, it’s really hard for me to market something if I’m not excited about it. I have to personally be super excited about the tech or something happening in the industry, and it’s, kind of like, an all-in thing for me. And so in that sense, I do spend a ton of time with engineers and end-users, and I really try to understand what’s going on. I want to understand how the thing works, and I always ask them, “Well”—so I’ll ask the engineers, like, “So… okay, this sounds really cool. You just described this new feature and you’re super excited about it because you wrote it, but how is your end-user, the person you’re building this for, how did they do this before? Help me understand. How did they do this before and why is this better?”

Just really dig into it because for me, I want to understand it deeply before I talk about it. I think the thing is, it shows a tremendous amount of respect for the builder, and then to try to really be empathetic, to understand what they’re doing and then partner with them—I mean, this sounds so business-y the way I’m talking about this—but really be a partner with them and just help them make their thing really successful. I’m like the other end; you’re going to build this great thing and now I’m going to make it sound like it’s the best thing that’s ever happened. But to do that, I really need to deeply understand what it is, and I have to care about it, too. I have to care about it in the way that you care about it.

Corey: I cannot effectively market or sell something that I don’t believe in, personally. I also, to be clear because you are a marketing professional—or at least far more of one than I ever was—I do not view what I do is marketing; I view it as spectacle. And it’s about telling stories to people, it’s about learning what the market thinks about it, and that informs product design in many respects. It’s about understanding the product itself. It’s about being able to use the product.

And if people are listening to this and think, “Wait a minute, that sounds more like DevRel.” I have news for you. DevRel is marketing, they’re just scared to tell you that. And I know people are going to disagree with me on that. You’re wrong. But that’s okay; reasonable people can disagree.

And that’s how I see it is that, okay, I’ll talk to people building the service, I’ll talk to people using the service, but then I’m going to build something with the service myself because until then, it’s all a game of who sounds the most convincing in the stories that they tell. But okay, you can tell an amazing story about something, but if it falls over when I tried to use it, well, I’m sorry, you’re not being accurate in your descriptions of it.

Betty: A hundred percent. I hate to say, like, you’re storytellers, but that’s a big part of it, but it’s kind of like you want to tell the story, so you do something to that people believe a certain thing. But that’s part of a curated experience because you want them to try this thing in a certain way. Because you’ve designed it for something. “I built a spoon. I want you to use that to eat your soup because you can’t eat soup with a fork.”

So, then you’ll have this amazing soup-eating experience, but if I build you a spoon and then not give you any directions and you start throwing it at cars, you’re going to be like, “This thing sucks.” So, I kind of think of it in that way. To your point of it has to actually work, it’s like, but they also need to know, “What am I supposed to use it for?”

Corey: The problem I’ve always had on some visceral level with formal marketing departments for companies is that they can say that a product that they sell is good, they can say that the product is great, or they can choose to say nothing at all about that product, but when there’s a product in the market that is clearly a turd, a marketing department is never going to be able to say that, which I think erodes its authenticity in many respects. I understand the constraints behind, that truly I do, but it’s the one superpower I think that I bring to the table where even when I do sponsorship stuff it’s, you can buy my attention but not my opinion. Because the authenticity of me being trusted to call them like I see them, for lack of a better term, to my mind at least outweighs any short-term benefit from saying good things about a product that doesn’t deserve them. Now, I’ve been wrong about things, sure. I have also been misinformed in both directions, thinking something is great when it’s not, or terrible when it isn’t or not understanding the use case, and I am thrilled to engage in those debates. “But this is really expensive when you run for this use case,” and the answer can be, “Well, it’s not designed for that use case.” But the answer should not be, “No it’s not.” I promise you, expensive is in the eye of the customer not the person building the thing.

Betty: Yes. This goes back to I have to believe in the thing. And I do agree it’s, like not [sigh]—it’s not a panacea. You’re not going to make Product A and it’s going to solve everything. But being super clear and focused on what it is good for, and then please just try it in this way because that’s what we built it for.

Corey: I want to thank you for taking the time to have a what for some people is no doubt going to be perceived as a surprisingly civil conversation about things that I have loud, heated opinions about. If people want to learn more, where can they find you?

Betty: Well, they can follow me on Twitter. But um, I’d say go to vmware.com/cloud for our work thing.

Corey: Exactly. VM where? That’s right. VM there. And we will, of course, put links to that in the [show notes 00:30:07].

Betty: [laugh].

Corey: Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me. I appreciate it.

Betty: Thanks, Corey.

Corey: Betty Junod, Senior Director of Multi-Cloud Solutions at VMware. I’m Cloud Economist Corey Quinn, and this is Screaming in the Cloud. If you’ve enjoyed this podcast, please leave a five-star review on your podcast platform of choice, whereas if you’ve hated this podcast, please leave a five-star review on your podcast platform of choice along with a loud, ranting comment at the end. Then, if you work for a company that is larger than 250 people or $10 million in revenue, please also Venmo me $5.

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